The Enema Is In: A Comic Strip
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ELIZA AND HER ENEMA BAG GO TO PARIS – Eliza, her enema bag and her kitty, Lily, are off to Paris, France on their flying carpet. They all go to Paris at least once a year to spend time at Notre Dame de Paris because Eliza loves the gargoyles. Why does she enjoy visiting the gargoyles of Notre Dame so much? Well, you might think the chimera are on the church just to gaze at the city and its activities since medieval times. But, no! The fantastical granite sculptures were built into the ends of the church’s gutters to divert rainwater from running down the masonry walls and eroding the mortar. Eliza likes to think of the gargoyles as a sort of cousin to her enema bag. Yes, they perform an opposite function – bringing water and coffee into her body to promote excellent health – but she knows the gargoyles and her enema bag experience a deep affinity.
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